I’m Sick and Tired of All This White Bullshit

The snow!!  Oops, I meant to post a pic of a snowflake.  Eh, too lazy to change it.  I swear I’m not racist, I’d hate snow if it were any color (except whatever color my skin is).  It’s just that I’m sitting out here in New England, where, historically, olivey-brownish guys like me get held READ MORE


Day 861: Long Drives

Since I’ve started comedy I’ve probably driven up and down the 5 between LA and the Bay about 100 times.  I consider this a long drive.  The first 4 hours are not that bad, it’s the last hour where you start to feel it in your neck, your back…your ___, and your crack.  Ya know? READ MORE


Day 855: Jet Lag and how it affects YOU

‘But I’m not even flying anywhere anytime soon.’  Shut up, and read.   Here’s a few little known facts about jet lag:   1) Flying west to east gives you worse jet lag than flying east to west.  It has to do with the going forward in time.   2)  Avoid alcohol and caffeine, as READ MORE