Here was my schedule today:
4:30 a.m.: Wake up, shower, get dressed and drive to Burbank airport.
5:30 a.m.: Park across the street and walk to the airport. TSA gives me an extra search as usual. I leave some water in my bottle so after I make it through the checkpoint a TSA says I have to go outside and empty it. I say cant we just empty it here. She said they can’t open it in the airport. Of course, because I might have a bomb. I said ok do I have to go through security again? She said yes. I said, shit okay, well can I at least leave my bags here so that I don’t have to take my laptop out again and all that shit? She said no, you can’t leave bags unattended. Unattended? But you will be here with them. She said, sorry, you have to take them out. So I went out, and dumped out my 3 ounces of water and walked all the way back through security, where they did an extra search on me again.
6:30 a.m.: Board the plane and take off for Sacramento.
8 a.m: Trusted friend Steve Ferris picks me up and we drive to Sac State for my Industrial shoot, videos about behavior in the work place.
9 a.m.: We start shooting. I’m playing a douchey guy, who says inappropriate things to women. Nailing it of course.
11:30 a.m.: Steve picks me up and drives me back to the airport.
12:30 p.m.: Through the TSA a third time for the day and onto a plane back to Burbank. I pick up some garlic fries from Jack’s Urban Eats.
2 p.m.: Land in Burbank, feeling nauseous. Walk to car and drive to El Monte to my girlfriend’s place.
3 p.m.: Arrive in El Monte, feeling tired so lay down for a bit.
4 p.m.: Drive to West Covina to go to a friend’s wedding reception. Eat, drink, socialize.
6 p.m.: Drive my girlfriend back to El Monte to pick up her car.
6:30 p.m.: Drive to Hermosa Beach.
7:30 p.m.: Still nauseous, so pick up a Kombucha at Whole Foods
7:40 p.m: The kombucha I buy isn’t fizzy at all so go back in to buy another.
7:45 p.m.: This one isn’t fizzy either. Oh well, have to drive to the Comedy & Magic Club.
8 p.m.: Get to the club, order some salmon, as usual. Go up 4th, hang out with comics, walk around.
10 p.m: Talk to people after the show, take off, drive to Comedy Store in Hollywood.
10:30 p.m.: Hang out at Comedy Store.
11:30 p.m.: Drive to Laugh Factory for midnight show. Feeling very very tired.
12:00 a.m.: Go up early on the midnight show, sold out, hot crowd.
12:30 a.m.: Re-energized, have the thought of setting a new record by performing at the Big 3, plus the Comedy & Magic. Have to act with haste though. Smash to the Improv and sign up for the late mic.
1 a.m.: Smash to the Comedy Store, run up the hill, making it just in time to ask for the last spot in the Belly room.
1:30 a.m.: Smash back to the Improv, and perform for the leftover scraps. The Big 4 achieved!
2 a.m.: Drive home.
2:30 a.m.: Feeling gross after a full day so take shower.
3: a.m.: Pass out after a 23 hour day!