Day 178: Almost get a DUI driving home from Santa Cruz

I’ve never had the best luck with the police. I’ve been arrested twice. Once when I was 13 and again when I was 15. Both were accounts of stealing, or as I called it, involuntary sharing. The first time was at the mall, and the second was on campus, regarding a TI-83 calculator. Ironically, both READ MORE


Day 168: My Flat Tire Joke

Let’s face it, not all of my jokes are gems, but I have some good ones. But there’s one that holds a special place in my heart, because in some ways I consider it the best joke I’ve ever written. It’s my flat tire joke. For those of you who don’t know it’s simple “I READ MORE